Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Top Six Things You Least Expect to Find In Your Glove Compartment

6. Gloves
5. A chinchilla
4. Five pounds of gruyere
3. Hope for a better tomorrow
2. Pirate treasure
1. Yourself

3 comments:

  1. This is because you can only fit 4.4092 pounds of gruyere in the average glove compartment. This must have something to do with the metric system.

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  2. Which might be because chincillas are secretly Canadian.

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  3. I knew it! Damn metric chinchillas.

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