Seriously, I can keep doing this forever.
The Mummy Returns And Opens A Boutique In South Beach
Young lady, you take off your Aunt Sybil's valance right now and apologize to her. That's no way to be handling a fine window treatment.
Looking like your mom made your pants for you, at home, in 1976: Priceless. No, wait, $442.
All of the classic elegance of a trench coat, now with 80% less sides!
For that insouciant "nightmare where you're naked at a picnic and have to wrap yourself in the tablecloth" look that is all the rage these days.
Not to get too personal, but I know an excellent waxer.
seriously!
ReplyDeleteespecially the last one! someone went too far there...
Have you found a jacket that spontaneously lights your money on fire yet? I think that would sell like hotcakes.
ReplyDeleteI kinda like the cape...
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Tara-- Can you imagine what it must look like when you sit down?
ReplyDeleteKaren-- And at least it would be warm.
Mary--
You're in luck!
No, not *that* cape - the stella mccartney one. It has a bit of a sherlock-holmes-ian flair that I like. I would look like an idiot in it, but the model looks fairly fierce to my eye.
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