Friday, July 08, 2011

Ugly Clothes For Rich People Part V

Summer Edition!

See by Chloe shorts, $175
Do you really want to take Cheetos-era Britney as your fashion role model?


Rodarte for Opening Ceremony shorts, $764
I'm pretty sure these are lederhosen. I'm entirely sure they're stupid.


Costume National dress, $350
It's a dress! It's a bikini! It's neither!


Moschino dress, $1690
If they mated: a decorative toilet seat cover and the curtains at Applebee's.


Comme des Garcons dress, $425
Perfect for spending a relaxing day at the beach getting dragged out of the surf by fishermen and thrown back because you're not in season.

2 comments:

Tara Tyler said...

these are so great!

Cornelia Read said...

I kind of like the shorts with the pockets hanging out, but, you know, for ten bucks at Old Navy. Where I expect to see them on the clearance rack at the end of next summer. Heh.