Friday, July 08, 2011

Ugly Clothes For Rich People Part V

Summer Edition!

See by Chloe shorts, $175
Do you really want to take Cheetos-era Britney as your fashion role model?

Rodarte for Opening Ceremony shorts, $764
I'm pretty sure these are lederhosen. I'm entirely sure they're stupid.

Costume National dress, $350
It's a dress! It's a bikini! It's neither!

Moschino dress, $1690
If they mated: a decorative toilet seat cover and the curtains at Applebee's.

Comme des Garcons dress, $425
Perfect for spending a relaxing day at the beach getting dragged out of the surf by fishermen and thrown back because you're not in season.


Tara Tyler said...

these are so great!

Cornelia Read said...

I kind of like the shorts with the pockets hanging out, but, you know, for ten bucks at Old Navy. Where I expect to see them on the clearance rack at the end of next summer. Heh.