|Gucci hat, $325|
|Maison Frances Kurkdjian bubbles 1.5 oz, $20|
|Jay Strongwater box, $1,400|
"It's a toad!"
"Yes, yes I see that."
"And it's also a box! See you can open its back and put something small in it. Like, maybe some toothpicks."
"Yes, it's very useful. And, um, sparkly."
"I knew you'd like it! It was very expensive."
|David Yurman bracelet, $595|
Is this something he could get for twelve dollars from a vendor on Telegraph Avenue?
Will wearing it make him look like his development arrested at seventeen years old?
Does it cost nearly six hundred dollars?
If the answer to two or more of these questions is yes, put away your credit card and go drink rum toddies until the feeling passes.
|Ralph Lauren trinket tray, $250|