Courtesy of the Utah Attorney General, a list of all of the slang terms used for methamphetamine.
I'm partial to "The Jenny Crank Program."
Also, apparently, if you are walking around Wal-Mart for nine hours and don't buy anything, you are "geeked." No word on what you are if you do buy something.
(Thanks to Karen for this one. I'm not going to ask how she found it.)