Tuesday, January 04, 2011

The Top Five Lies I Tell Myself While Cooking

5. It'll cook down.

4. That looks done.

3. I can totally pull off green eyeshadow.*

2. If I put enough sauce on it no one will notice.

And the number one lie I tell myself while cooking:

1. I'll do those dishes later.

*Not cooking-related, just in general.

1 comment:

Robin said...

I once bought white eyeshadow after seeing on a movie and thinking it looked really really cool on the ninja lady who wore it. then I got home and realized, not only am I white, I am so white that MAC white doesn't show up on me.

If you want to wear green shadow, take up bellydancing.