Conclusive proof that having only one X-chromosome is not sufficient to prevent a person from dressing like an idiot.
Layer under a denim jacket to look both stupid and redundant!
I realize it's some sort of guy thing to wear items of clothing until long after they have developed significant holes in them, but this seems like it's taking things a bit too far.
The manly style of auto-shop coveralls and the flattering comfort of shorts, together at last!
"Hey, Chauncy, have you seen the front section of that double-breasted jacket I was working on? I left it right here, next to that pile of things you were going to send to the factory for production, and now I can't find it."
We don't make the shirt. We make the strip of frilly fabric you attach to the shirt. And then we charge you $240 for it.
"Oh, honey, that looks so cute on you! Hold still so I can take a picture to send to your Aunt Ann to show her how much you like the jacket she made. Smile!"
What we have here is a demonstration the limitations of the average menswear model. Clearly, this jacket was meant to be worn by the MC for an off-Strip Vegas lounge show, or the guy who tells people on The Price Is Right to come on down.
Perfect for that all-important first dinner with her parents!
I generally try not to list things simply based on price, but honestly, why would you spend more than five hundred dollars on this shirt when you could have
this one for a fraction of the cost?
"Dude, seriously, you need to get a new jacket. That thing is embarrassing." "No, it's cool, I just bought this." "You did? What happened to it?" "Nothing happened. It came like this." ". . . Dude, seriously, you need to get a new jacket."
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Do the holes in the side of the Libertine t-shirt affect the pocket's functionality? If so, I don't think I'm going to buy that shirt for John. He needs working pockets.
One of my favorite things EVER (not a hyperbole) is the comment section on Amazon for the wolf T-shirt.
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