Monday, March 19, 2012

Stupid Companies Update

Remember this? Well, guess what arrived--twice!-- in my inbox today? 

Dealix Customer Service to me

Dear Daisy Zhu,

On 03/05/2012 we put you in touch with Prestige Lexus in Ramsey, NJ regarding a new 2011 Lexus GS RWD 350.

We can't wait to take action based on your opinion. What did you think of this dealer?

We've prepared a quick survey specifically for you.

Click here to access your survey.


Customer Service
Dealix Corporation
720 Bay Road, Suite 200
Redwood City, CA 94063

Dear Dealix "Customer" "Service,"

You would like my opinion? My opinion is that you are a company entirely composed of mouth-breathing morons, who take no more notice of an "unsubscribe" button than an amoeba does of particle physics. Unfortunately, I cannot agree with your assertion that my opinion will have any effect on any aspect of your business, as it certainly has not so far. However, I notice that you are also located in Redwood City, which is suggesting to me a more direct approach.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Please tell me you called them mouth breathers in person!!