They are the gifts that keeps on giving, from the fools who keep on spending.
When Dolly Parton famously said "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap," I don't think she had any idea exactly how far the concept would be taken.
Really, Dolce & Gabbana? Pasta? Really?
For those days when it seems like your sequined jacket would be a bit much.
I don't care how much you looooooves the pretty horsies; once your age is in the double-digits you can no longer wear them on your clothes.
Janie's got a glue gun.
"Hey, ladies, I just spent $275 for a shirt with a picture of a convicted rapist on it. Line forms to the left."
These are:
a) Respectively, a filthy old sneaker of the sort you would wear while cleaning out the garage, and a baby shoe.
b) Designer products being sold to actual, grown women at a total cost of greater than $1100.
c) Sad and hilarious in roughly equal parts.
Choose all that apply.
2 comments:
Is that a horse on her dress? I thought it was a squirrel.
I want a squirrel dress. Oh, wait.. I *AM* a squirrel dress.
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