|Versace shoes, $2225|
|Dolce & Gabbana earrings, $490|
|Ann Demeulemeester vest, $640|
|Ralph Lauren dress, $1098|
|Charlotte Olympia shoes, $1445|
|Dolce & Gabbana t-shirt, $275|
a) Respectively, a filthy old sneaker of the sort you would wear while cleaning out the garage, and a baby shoe.
b) Designer products being sold to actual, grown women at a total cost of greater than $1100.
c) Sad and hilarious in roughly equal parts.
Choose all that apply.