Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Ugly Clothes For Rich People XI

They are the gifts that keeps on giving, from the fools who keep on spending.

Versace shoes, $2225
When Dolly Parton famously said "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap," I don't think she had any idea exactly how far the concept would be taken.

Dolce & Gabbana earrings, $490
Really, Dolce & Gabbana? Pasta? Really?

Ann Demeulemeester vest, $640
For those days when it seems like your sequined jacket would be a bit much.

Ralph Lauren dress, $1098
I don't care how much you looooooves the pretty horsies; once your age is in the double-digits you can no longer wear them on your clothes.

Charlotte Olympia shoes, $1445
Janie's got a glue gun.

Dolce & Gabbana t-shirt, $275
"Hey, ladies, I just spent $275 for a shirt with a picture of a convicted rapist on it. Line forms to the left."

These are:

               a) Respectively, a filthy old sneaker of the sort you would wear while cleaning out the garage, and a baby shoe.
               b) Designer products being sold to actual, grown women at a total cost of greater than $1100.
               c) Sad and hilarious in roughly equal parts.

Choose all that apply.


Karen Murphy said...

Is that a horse on her dress? I thought it was a squirrel.

Cornelia Read said...

I want a squirrel dress. Oh, wait.. I *AM* a squirrel dress.