Hopping onto the single origin trend, I present to you a selection culled entirely from one store. You get a much better sense of the terroir, don't you think?
Fun prank: At some point during the day, suddenly look down and scream, "My arms! What happened to my arms!"
Look, if you can't figure out how to make a pair of pants, there's no shame in asking for help.
The fashion industry, having now used all of the conventional style icons approximately ten thousand
times, has been forced to turn to your grandfather for
inspiration.
For only six hundred and fifty-five dollars, they will sell you a
$40 skirt and tell you to put it on backwards. Because: Fashion!
Yep, you just paid more than three grand for an item that is basically indistinguishable from
the bikini-body t-shirts they sell at the beach. Your mother must be so
proud.
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Balmain t-shirt |
Look at this t-shirt. Eh, it looks fine. It's a t-shirt. What's there to get so excited about?
Okay, now look at it:
2 comments:
I wear your granddad's clothes/I look incredible/
--mary
I thiught the last one was going to be about the pants.
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