And the answer is clear. What the American People want in their tropical drinks is:
Followed closely by "Skewer With Fruit", which is itself followed closely by "Paper Umbrella", which is in turn followed at a close range by "Actual Umbrella". In a surprising upset, it would appear that the American People do not want a frog in their fruity drink.
Would it make any difference if it was a crunchy frog?