A friend of mine who has a career in the field of justice (and who must remain nameless here for the sake of her job) is currently involved in a case in which the following sequence of events is featured:
[Cop responds to 911 call reporting a shooting. Arriving at the scene, he questions a potential witness.]
Cop: hey, have you seen a shooter?
Cop: hey, have you been shot?
Cop: why is your neck bleeding like that?
[cue ambulance siren and SWAT team]