Because it is Thursday, I thought I would try and come up with with something insane to post for you enjoyment. But I've got nothing, because all of the insanity in the world is being used up by this trailer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: RoboGeisha.
(Note: Contains some inappropriate material. Though, shockingly, it is not porn.)
("Thanks" to David for the tip.)
(Also, that's a circular saw blade, not a chainsaw. I mean, honestly.)