Arriving soon on a blog near you*: Ugly Clothes For Rich People, Menswear Edition
Perhaps you do not think men's clothing offers enough scope for an entire blog post mocking its excesses. Perhaps you have not yet seen the three-hundred-dollar swim trunks with eyeballs on them.
They don't even go all the way around the back! If there's one thing I hate,** it's insufficient dedication to insanity.
**There's way more than one thing.