Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Ugly Clothes for Rich People, Holiday Sales II

The holidays are over, but the supply of expensive ugliness on sale is endless. If you are a stupid rich person who is not quite as stupid and/or rich as your compatriots, this is the season for you.

Comme des Garcons jacket?, $777.59
Perfect for achieving that effortless look of someone who put on one sleeve of her jacket, then tore the other one off and tying the rest into a kind of matted backpack-knot.

Elisanero oxfords, $199.19
For the woman who believes you are never truly dressed without at least one item of clothing that makes you look like a cartoon hobo.

Maison Martin Margiela top, $266.39
"I'm molting! Molting!"

Stella McCartney cashmere jogging pants, $502.19
 There is nothing I can say here that will be funnier than the description, so I'll just repeat it: Five-hundred-dollar cashmere jogging pants.


The Queen said...

Madison Martin margiela top: the cardigan equivalent of the newly hatched critter from "alien".

Karen Murphy said...

I would totally wear those jogging pants for lounging as well as jogging. A steal at only $250/function!

Anonymous said...

Cartoon hobo is the new 95-year-old bag lady, haven't you heard.


Wodentoad said...

Dang, I'm allergic to Cashmere! Now how am I going to spend $500 on jogging pants to wear around town without underwear?