Fortunately, they have a website.
|Tuna Drainer, $3.95|
1. With a can opener, open lid almost all the way around.
2. Use your fingers to hold lid against tuna as you drain the liquid into the sink.
3. Lift lid and remove tuna.
4. Do not spend actual money on yet another pointless piece of plastic to perform a trivial task, you !^$*%#&%% moron.
|Chili Pepper rack, $19.95|
|Asparagus clips, $14.95|
And the winner, for the overall title of Stupidest Thing Found at Sur la Table:
|Pizza Cone kit, $24.95|
Plus, don't forget your pizza cone stand liners! (Sold separately.)