Thursday, February 04, 2010

A Bad Sign, Interpreted

Bad Sign: You have been given a local anesthetic, and during the proceedings the doctor keeps asking you "Does this hurt?" in a tone that suggests he is surprised that you are saying no.

Interpretation: When that anesthetic wears off, it is going to hurt like a mother.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have been trying to avoid commenting on the "hurts like a mother" but have failed.
Mom

Daisy said...

I apologize. I did think twice about using it, but failed.