Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Reality Shows On Which Tiger Woods's Mistresses Are Likely To Appear*, In Order Of Decreasing Probability

1. Cheaters (duh)
2. Rock of Love Bus
3. Jersey Shore
4. Tool Academy
5. The Bachelor
6. The Real Housewives of Orange County/New York/D.C./Atlanta/the parking lot behind the Waffle House
7. Celebrity Apprentice
8. Celebrity Fit Club
9. Celebrity Rehab
10. Dancing With the Stars
11. Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
12. Dirty Jobs
13. Hoarders
14. The Ultimate Fighter
15. Top Chef
16. Little People, Big World
17. Swamp Loggers
18. Nova

*It is entirely possible that some of them have already been on one or all of these; I really haven't been keeping track.


Sophie Littlefield said... are quite possibly the funniest person i know or have ever known in my life....finish your book(s), dammit, I know just where to send them

Daisy said...

I just realized I left off "Say Yes to the Dress." That one goes way down on the list.

Re: the new book; how does "Cherry Bomb and the Shoes of Destiny" grab you?