Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Ugly Clothes for Rich People, Part III

Seriously, I can keep doing this forever.

Donna Karan jacket, $1557
The Mummy Returns And Opens A Boutique In South Beach


Rodarte for Opening Ceremony Cape, $603
Young lady, you take off your Aunt Sybil's valance right now and apologize to her. That's no way to be handling a fine window treatment.


Anna Sui pants, $442
Looking like your mom made your pants for you, at home, in 1976: Priceless. No, wait, $442.


Stella McCartney cape, $807
All of the classic elegance of a trench coat, now with 80% less sides!


Marni dress, $400
For that insouciant "nightmare where you're naked at a picnic and have to wrap yourself in the tablecloth" look that is all the rage these days.


Roksanda Ilincic jacket, $680
Not to get too personal, but I know an excellent waxer.

5 comments:

Tara Tyler said...

seriously!
especially the last one! someone went too far there...

Karen said...

Have you found a jacket that spontaneously lights your money on fire yet? I think that would sell like hotcakes.

Anonymous said...

I kinda like the cape...

--mary

Daisy said...

Tara-- Can you imagine what it must look like when you sit down?

Karen-- And at least it would be warm.

Mary--

You're in luck!

Anonymous said...

No, not *that* cape - the stella mccartney one. It has a bit of a sherlock-holmes-ian flair that I like. I would look like an idiot in it, but the model looks fairly fierce to my eye.

--mary