Friday, June 15, 2012

May I Be Excused?

I know I haven't been posting much here lately. The thing is, work has been kind of busy:

Maybe more than kind of.

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Stop the Presses

In the years I have been writing this blog, I have seen a lot of things. Stupid things. Expensive things. Stupid, expensive things. But what I have for you today may be the pinnacle, the ne plus ultra of overpriced idiocy:

It's by Jimmy Choo.

It's made of regular leather embossed to look like snakeskin.

It costs $115.

On sale.

Monday, June 04, 2012

A Brief Conversation, Internal, About A Candle

Me, busy* at work:

"Why is Net-A-Porter selling a rubber band ball?"

"Wait, it's a candle? Okay, that's kind of cool."

Missoni candle
"$283.50? For a candle?"

"On sale?!"

". . ."

". . ."

". . ."

*Very busy.