Monday, December 17, 2012

The Origin of the Cheeses

In what is clearly the greatest discovery of the decade, scientists have recently identified the world's earliest known cheese-making equipment. Apparently, it existed 7,500 years ago and would have tasted something like mozzarella.

No word yet on whether primitive deep fryers or marinara sauce were found in the vicinity.

Friday, December 07, 2012

The "I'm Not A Hipster" T-shirt Line

If there is one thing that every hipster in America can agree on it is that they are definitely, totally not hipsters. It reminds me of a VH1 special I saw, about the greatest disco songs, where every single one of the bands insisted they were making soul music or R&B, not disco; including, I believe, the band that recorded "Disco Inferno." I was thinking about this and it occurred to me that, regardless of the social and psychological implications, what we had here was a product opportunity. Therefore, I present to you: The "I'm not a Hipster" line of products.

For the narrow-trouser aficionado.

Oh, Great

We have quotas now?