Dear Daisy Johny,
Just thought you'd like to know that your loan of 20,900 Rs* has gone through, and your EMI amount is 2090 Rs, according to the loan documents that continue to be sent to my email address, despite it not being yours. And thanks a lot, because despite the fact that I have no obligations to someone who treats me like their own personal spam folder, now you've got me feeling kind of bad about going after a person who would take out a loan for $452.58, repayable over eight months. I mean, not bad enough to not actually write this, but still. We really have to stop meeting like this.
Sincerely,
The (now slightly-conflicted) Person Whose Email You Have Been Using
*Indian Rupees. Currently trading at 46.2 rupees to the dollar.
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Thursday, September 08, 2011
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Open Letters to Stupid People, Part 2: Daisy Johny, Who Is Applying For a Loan In Charlotte
Honestly, I didn't think this was going to have to be a series.
Dear Daisy Johny Who Is Applying For a Loan In Charlotte,
Did you really think this was a good idea? Do you honestly hate receiving email so much that you would arrange to have your financial information sent to a total stranger, just to keep your inbox pristine? Or are you perhaps just so stupid that when you were typing in the address for where to send your login name and password, you totally forgot to check the spelling?
(By the way, I agreed to the user terms for you. Hope you don't mind. I also set your security question.)
Granted, the bank you chose (Bajaj Finserv) is slightly more attuned to your need for privacy than you are, and they won't give the total stranger you sent your password to total access to all of your personal and financial info, unless she knows your birthdate, which is nice of them. But they did give me your phone number, so I guess I could just call you up and ask.
In short: Seriously. Just accept the occasional email, would you?
Sincerely,
The Person Whose Email Address You Used
p.s. Your loan was approved.
Dear Daisy Johny Who Is Applying For a Loan In Charlotte,
Did you really think this was a good idea? Do you honestly hate receiving email so much that you would arrange to have your financial information sent to a total stranger, just to keep your inbox pristine? Or are you perhaps just so stupid that when you were typing in the address for where to send your login name and password, you totally forgot to check the spelling?
(By the way, I agreed to the user terms for you. Hope you don't mind. I also set your security question.)
Granted, the bank you chose (Bajaj Finserv) is slightly more attuned to your need for privacy than you are, and they won't give the total stranger you sent your password to total access to all of your personal and financial info, unless she knows your birthdate, which is nice of them. But they did give me your phone number, so I guess I could just call you up and ask.
In short: Seriously. Just accept the occasional email, would you?
Sincerely,
The Person Whose Email Address You Used
p.s. Your loan was approved.
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