Dear Daisy Johny,
Just thought you'd like to know that your loan of 20,900 Rs* has gone through, and your EMI amount is 2090 Rs, according to the loan documents that continue to be sent to my email address, despite it not being yours. And thanks a lot, because despite the fact that I have no obligations to someone who treats me like their own personal spam folder, now you've got me feeling kind of bad about going after a person who would take out a loan for $452.58, repayable over eight months. I mean, not bad enough to not actually write this, but still. We really have to stop meeting like this.
Sincerely,
The (now slightly-conflicted) Person Whose Email You Have Been Using
*Indian Rupees. Currently trading at 46.2 rupees to the dollar.
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