Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means II

Ebay edition!

For a police motorcycle:
If you are looking for a nice RT-P with literally all the bells and whistles, this is the one.
But does it have ribbons for the handlebars?


Some sort of premade website:
...you can choose from almost literally millions of videos to embed right on your own website
Almost literally? So they're still mostly figurative?

A CD:
It’s safe to say that it’s a rare event indeed to have a Beta-lactam ring release that literally sits up in front of you as clear as day armed with lulling melodies. . .
Are you sure it's safe to say that? Because if you did, people might think you were on drugs or something, and not let you drive your car home.

Get-Rich-Quick DVD scheme:
This report literally is a connect the dots blueprint for creating a products and sites to sell them like crazy!
Sure, it sounds like a good idea, but do you have any idea how much trouble connect the dots blueprints are? Miss one number and good luck keeping that roof from collapsing.

A Thomas Kinkaid painting:
Hand Embellished by a Master Highlighter The artwork literally glows
I have a terrible feeling this might actually be true.

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